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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Lords of the Trident - Chains on Fire (2011) [BAND SUBMISSION]


Hot dicks from hell it's an 80's metal band, by a bunch of guys who have never heard 80's metal and are hoping their listeners haven't either.
I spent 20 minutes trying to be witty but this album (read: band) is just fucking awful. It's like cliches just weren't good enough so they decided to go on the concept of "what kindergarteners think heavy metal is".

Maybe this is performance art about being adult sized kindergarteners in the grown up world. A grown up world where you send your album to this blog with the condition of "This CD is intended for release to ONLY MEMBERS OF THE PRESS for the purposes of review." Learn to read, morons.

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Posted by BRITISH at 3/29/2012 01:33:00 AM
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