WHATS UP GUYS, ITS THE JAST-MAN HERE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM YOU DON'T KNOW 'BOUT SHIT AND IM HERE TO LET YOU KNOW. I'M JAMEY FUCKING JASTA - FRONT MAN TO THE MOST HARDCORE (sic-wit-it) BAND AROUND.
THEY CALL ME THE GOLEMN OF TRUTH
THE BRINGER OF THE MOSH
THE CEASER OF THE PIT
THE POE OF THE POSI-PROSE
ANYWAY - THIS IS MY NEW FUCKING ALBUM -IT'S SO GOOD I PUT MY FUCKING BANDS NAME AS THE TITLE - NAW THAT DOESN'T MEAN I RAN OUTTA VICIOUS TITLES - ITS JUST THAT GOOD. ITS THAT EPIC, ITS THE PINNACLE OF THE HARDCORE MENTALITY. IT'S THAT GOOD. CUZ WHEN THE J-MAN PUTS HIS NAME ON SOMETHING, SHIT GOES PLATINUM
SO IF YOUR READY TO THROW ON THE JERSEY SHORTS, CAMO TANK TOP AND BASEBALL HAT AND CRUSH SOME FUCKING SKULLS ON THE DANCE FLO' THEN YOU BEST BE CLICKING BE-LOW (my nuts) BITCH
JAY-MAN OUT
Quality: ITS FUCKING GOLD - THE JASTA MADE IT
Encyclopaedia Metallum: FUCK YOU - THAT ENCYLOPEDIA BULLSHIT SAYS WERE TOO HARDCORE TO BE LISTED - WELL FUCK 'EM
Last.fm : IF I CAN'T HAVE A FRIEND COUNT, I DON'T WANT ON THIS SERVICE
Myspace : BE MY FUCKING FRIEND
Download: CLICK HERE TO BRING THE MOSH
Encyclopaedia Metallum: FUCK YOU - THAT ENCYLOPEDIA BULLSHIT SAYS WERE TOO HARDCORE TO BE LISTED - WELL FUCK 'EM
Last.fm : IF I CAN'T HAVE A FRIEND COUNT, I DON'T WANT ON THIS SERVICE
Myspace : BE MY FUCKING FRIEND
Download: CLICK HERE TO BRING THE MOSH
-- *note: this review stems from a running gag I have on my shitty forum. I haven't listened to this album - I was just told to post it. I bet its prolly okay if your already a fan of Hatebreeds reccent style or Jasta's way of things.
